How to rearrange your office, in 792 easy steps!

Step 1: Stand around for a long time discussing what you are going to do as a group and take lots of measurements.

Step 2: Empty drawers out of filing cabinets before moving them (be careful not to break any teeth!).*


Step 3: Get everyone to move everything all at once so that people get trapped between all the clutter.*


*Note* If you're a woman you can just stand and watch the heavy lifting, but make sure you show your support by applauding and making impressed "oooooh" sounds in a high-pitch voice.

Steps 4-792: Repeat the above for another 5 hours.

Let's teamwork!